Zombieland Meeting Madison First Time

0:01 Pls forgive me, It's fake fur

0:08 You thought i was a zombie?

0:15 Madison

0:32 Is this your dad?

0:42 I live in the freezer

1:01 I feel like you're being super judgy

1:12 I'm like really good at surviving

1:34 You have a list of rules

1:50 How many rules do you have

1:56 Rule #2 is Double Tap

2:04 I know you're thinking

5:23 Rule #53 Wet Naps

5:26 I can't believe that

5:35 You know you're really lucky

5:42 Most people your age

5:47 Yeah, I am so lucky

5:56 I can't believe we're in White House

6:03 You know why she's still alive

6:13 Could you maybe give me a tour

6:15 Wow, This is the oval office

6:23 You ready, I'm ready too

6:39 I didn't actually want a tour

6:48 Don't you think that i'm pretty

6:56 I feel kind of guilty

6:57 Because of Jesus

7:08 I've been alone in a freezer for years